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sab mujhy hi kehty hain k too usay bhool ja

Posted: 25 Jan 2012 06:20 AM PST

sab mujhy hi kehty hain k too usay bhool ja
koi usay kiyun nahin kehta k woh mera ho jay


GOOD MORNING

Posted: 25 Jan 2012 06:17 AM PST

1947 Ki Azadi 1958 Ka Marshal Law
1965  Jang 1971  Bangla Desh Ki Judai
77  Marshal Law
99 ki kargil war


sobha ki thandi hawa

Posted: 25 Jan 2012 06:11 AM PST

',',',',',',', sobha ki thandi hawa",",","
/'''''''''''''""""""""""""/'\
|____._|______|_|
Pholoon ki
mehkti khoshbo
ke sath
,:**:,,:**:,
*, SUBHA ,*   "*,,*"*BAKHAIR*


" GLUE STICK "

Posted: 25 Jan 2012 06:01 AM PST

Father : hey Son! why is yOur mother sitting so silent today?
Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard
" GLUE STICK "
Father : God bless u my son:-D


Ye saal mahinay din shumaar na karna

Posted: 25 Jan 2012 05:56 AM PST

Ye saal mahinay din shumaar na karna
Bai ja dil-e-muztarib pay waar na karna
Wo keh gaya thha waqt-e-rukhsat ye bhe
Kisi musaafir ka aitebaar na karna


Ishq ishq karta hai

Posted: 25 Jan 2012 05:55 AM PST

Ishq ishq karta hai, jab hoga to pata chal jayee ga
Mit jayee ga tu, jab rog ye tujhe lag jayee ga.


Jo baat munasib hai woh hasil nahi karte

Posted: 25 Jan 2012 05:52 AM PST

Jo baat munasib hai woh hasil nahi karte
Jo apni giraah me hai woh kho bhi rahe hain
Be ilm bhi humlog hain ghaflat bhi hai taari
Afsos ke andhe bhi hain aur so bhi rahe hain


Dunia Ki Har Fiza Mein Ujala RASOOL Ka,

Posted: 25 Jan 2012 05:47 AM PST

Dunia Ki Har Fiza Mein Ujala RASOOL Ka,
Ye Sari Kainaat Hai Sadqa RASOOL Ka,
Khushboo Gulab Hai Pasina RASOOL Ka,
AapKo Mubarak Ho Mahina RASOOL Ka..
Rabi-ul-Awal Mubarak................


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