<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2656749925370334067</id><updated>2012-02-02T13:34:07.564+05:00</updated><category term='Windows XP'/><category term='Microsoft'/><category term='Desktop'/><category term='Internet Browsers'/><category term='Download'/><category term='Readymade Websites'/><category term='expensive gadgets'/><category term='3d'/><category term='Free Stuff'/><category term='Portable'/><category term='China Mobiles'/><category term='Windows7'/><category term='Security'/><category term='Domain'/><category term='Cheat'/><category term='Wallpapers'/><category term='Tutorials'/><category term='Blog&apos;s Templates'/><category term='Computer'/><category term='Adsense'/><category term='Games'/><category term='Search Engine Submission'/><category term='Tips n Tricks'/><category term='Scripts'/><category term='Networking'/><category term='Software'/><category term='Website traffic'/><category term='AMD'/><category term='Web Tools'/><category term='Bookmark and Share'/><category term='Articles'/><category term='Earn Money'/><category term='News'/><category term='Internet Explorer Tips'/><category term='Mobile'/><category term='Windows Vista'/><category term='Internet'/><category term='Multimedia'/><category term='Recovery Software'/><category term='Pay Per Click'/><category term='Tech'/><category term='How to'/><category term='Entertainment'/><category term='Gadgets'/><category term='Science'/><category term='Google'/><category term='Seo Techniques'/><category term='Business'/><category term='What is?'/><category term='Panasonic'/><category term='Learning'/><category term='Web designing'/><category term='Web Developement'/><category term='Clone Script'/><category term='Mobile Phone'/><category term='Hardware'/><category term='Search Engine'/><category term='Hacking'/><category term='Intel'/><category term='E-Books'/><title type='text'>Your's Web Tech Power Blog's</title><subtitle type='html'>Tech, Web, How to, Reviews, Tips, Downloads, and Make Money Online, Daily Update.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ycybersystem.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2656749925370334067/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ycybersystem.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2656749925370334067/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Mohammad Khuram Shahzad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04582376466060744732</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2260</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2656749925370334067.post-1021456151986511402</id><published>2012-02-02T13:33:00.000+05:00</published><updated>2012-02-02T13:34:07.683+05:00</updated><title type='text'>Telenor (NO) - Indian Supreme Court cancelling 2G licences</title><content type='html'>&lt;table width="100%"&gt;     &lt;tr&gt;         &lt;td style="width:33%;" align="left"&gt;               &lt;a href="http://www.telenorgroup.com"&gt;       &lt;img src="http://hugin.info/130231/B/333833.jpg" alt="" style="border: none;"/&gt;       &lt;/a&gt;             &lt;/td&gt;         &lt;td style="width:34%;"&gt;               &amp;nbsp;             &lt;/td&gt;         &lt;td style="width:33%;" align="right"&gt;               &amp;nbsp;             &lt;/td&gt;     &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt;        &lt;div&gt;    &lt;br/&gt;    &lt;div style="font-family:Arial; font-size:12pt;"&gt; &lt;b&gt;Indian Supreme Court cancelling 2G licences&lt;/b&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;div&gt;   &lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;       &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;div&gt;        &lt;p class="hs1" style="margin-bottom: 0px;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;(&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Fornebu, 2 February 2012 ) 2 February 2012 the Indian Supreme Court delivered its judgment on a public interest petition seeking cancellation of 122 cellular phone licences granted by the Government of India in 2008, including 22 licences to Uninor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="margin-top: 0px;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;The court has in its judgment quashed all 122 licences, including those granted to Uninor. The quashing is effective 4 months from today. Meanwhile, the Government may seek recommendations from the TRAI (Telecom Regulatory Authority of India) on reallocation of the licences. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Telenor has yet to review the ruling and will be able to comment further once we had a chance to review it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Contact&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Glenn Mandelid, Communications Director, Telenor Asia Mobile: +66824401122  E-mail: &lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:Glenn.Mandelid@telenor.com" target="_blank"&gt;Glenn.Mandelid@telenor.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Tor Odland, Vice President, Group Com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;munications Mobile: &lt;span class="hs3" style="font-family: ;"&gt;+47 9909 0872&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a class="hs2" href="https://inpublic.huginonline.com/hugin/create.faces?CSRF_NONCE=6335BD9F583706F1496A9651799EF0A7#" style="margin: 0px;" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, E-mail: &lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:tor.odland@telenor.com" target="_blank"&gt;tor.odland@telenor.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;br/&gt;    &lt;div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;p style="font-family:Arial;" &gt;  &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;hr style="height:1px"/&gt;   &lt;br/&gt;    &lt;div style="font-family:Arial; font-size:10pt;"&gt; &lt;p&gt;Telenor Group is an international provider of tele, data and media communication services. Telenor Group has mobile operations in 11 markets in the Nordic region, Central and Eastern Europe and in Asia, as well as an economic&amp;nbsp;stake of 31.67 per cent in VimpelCom Ltd., operating in 20 markets. Headquartered in Norway, Telenor Group is one of the world&amp;rsquo;s major mobile operators with&amp;nbsp;133 million mobile subscriptions in its consolidated operations per Q3 2011, revenues in 2010 of NOK 95 billion, and a workforce of approximately 31,000 man-years. 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&lt;p style="font-size:12px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:140%;font-size:12px;"&gt; &lt;span&gt;Posted:&lt;/span&gt; 28 Jan 2012 12:20 AM PST&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div style="margin:0;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:140%;font-size:12px;color:#000000;"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/qqOhrRVXTAcO3XcpktQxduGKepA/0/pa"&gt;&lt;img src="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/qqOhrRVXTAcO3XcpktQxduGKepA/0/pi" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/qqOhrRVXTAcO3XcpktQxduGKepA/1/pa"&gt;&lt;img src="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/qqOhrRVXTAcO3XcpktQxduGKepA/1/pi" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-1eHWLFerrpA/TyOu9H0QM1I/AAAAAAAATQI/SfGClNDtpu4/s800/mayakhan-terminated.jpg" title="Maya Khan Show Terminated" class="alignright" width="175" height="131" /&gt;In response to &lt;a href="http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2012/01/28/citizens-response-zafar-siddiqi-samaa-maya-khan"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;citizen&amp;#8217; letter to Zafar Siddiqi&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, CEO Samaa TV yesterday, he has written back to the group with good news that the &lt;a href="http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2012/01/22/maya-khan-aunty-brigade-stay-out-of-our-parks"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Maya Khan &amp;amp; her team&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; will &lt;strong&gt;recieving termiantion notices as of Monday&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The letter by Zafar Siddiqi is quoted below, &lt;strong&gt;we all applaud this responsible approach by Samaa TV&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;On Sat, Jan 28, 2012 at 12:28 PM, &amp;#8220;Zafar Siddiqi&amp;#8221; wrote:&lt;br /&gt; Dear All&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Your feedback is appreciated.As a responsible corporate citizen, Samaa TV did what was required under the circumstances. We do not and have not in the past or intend to in the future to take our viewership or reporting requirements without the seriousness that they deserve.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;You would appreciate that as an organisation with a functioning management team, we had to conduct certain legal requirements over the past week and internal review processes (which are operational in nature) before procedding further.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;As a result of which I can inform you:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ol&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;We asked Maya to apologise unconditionally &lt;em&gt;which she did not.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The CEO asked her to do that on friday which she refused.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ol&gt; &lt;p&gt;As a result of which the following will be put in place on Monday,Jan 30th.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ol&gt; &lt;li&gt;Maya and her team &lt;strong&gt;will receive termination notices&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;Her &lt;strong&gt;show is being stopped from Monday morning.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ol&gt; &lt;p&gt;Our deeds and actions taken since this episode occured are there for the record and hope this will settle issues as far as the station is concerned.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;A lot has been written about the race for ratings. Well, we do absolve such behaviour irrespective of ratings that the show was getting.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;With best regards and thank you for your understanding.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Zafar Siddiqi&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Chairman CNBC Arabiya&lt;br /&gt; Chairman CNBC Africa&lt;br /&gt; President CNBC Pakistan&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;div class="feedflare"&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TeethMaestro?a=Lo_dDZPdXhU:X26fFrHJ9nA:qj6IDK7rITs"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TeethMaestro?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TeethMaestro?a=Lo_dDZPdXhU:X26fFrHJ9nA:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TeethMaestro?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TeethMaestro?a=Lo_dDZPdXhU:X26fFrHJ9nA:D7DqB2pKExk"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/TeethMaestro?i=Lo_dDZPdXhU:X26fFrHJ9nA:D7DqB2pKExk" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TeethMaestro/~4/Lo_dDZPdXhU?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=email" height="1" width="1"/&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"&gt; &lt;p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"&gt; &lt;a name="2" style="font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TeethMaestro/~3/SbqoK4OLisU/citizens-response-zafar-siddiqi-samaa-maya-khan?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=email"&gt;Citizens&amp;rsquo; response to Zafar Siddiqi, CEO Samaa TV on Maya Khan Issue&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font-size:12px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:140%;font-size:12px;"&gt; &lt;span&gt;Posted:&lt;/span&gt; 27 Jan 2012 11:40 PM PST&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div style="margin:0;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:140%;font-size:12px;color:#000000;"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/m9Qj9PDnn9uh9Tkcf4cMfZszkl4/0/pa"&gt;&lt;img src="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/m9Qj9PDnn9uh9Tkcf4cMfZszkl4/0/pi" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/m9Qj9PDnn9uh9Tkcf4cMfZszkl4/1/pa"&gt;&lt;img src="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/m9Qj9PDnn9uh9Tkcf4cMfZszkl4/1/pi" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="alignright" title="Maya Khan NOT apology" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-sMCv7Sj43AA/TyOpC6jyiKI/AAAAAAAATP0/MEU7a7aWreE/s800/mayakhan-apology2.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="232" /&gt;In continuation with the &lt;a href="http://beenasarwar.wordpress.com/2012/01/28/citizens-response-to-zafar-siddiqi-president-cnbc-pakistan-ceo-samaa-tv/"&gt;lobbying efforts of the civil society&lt;/a&gt; to curtail journalistic Vigilantism as witnessed in the Maya Khan issue, a number of people have sent a follow up letter to Mr. Zafar Siddiqi, President CNBC Pakistan &amp;amp; CEO Samaa TV, in response to his earlier response to the group (below)&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dear Mr. Siddiqi&lt;/strong&gt;,&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;We deeply appreciate your prompt reply and assurance that the kind of show broadcast on Jan 17, 2012, Subh Sawerey Maya ke Saath on Samaa TV will not take place again.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;We also appreciate your moral courage in ensuring that Samaa TV made a public, unconditional apology broadcast on Jan 24, 2012. However, we cannot accept Ms. Maya Khan&amp;#8217;s words broadcast that morning as an apology. She said she was sorry &amp;#8216;if&amp;#8217; she had hurt anyone&amp;#8217;s feelings without any acknowledgement that what she and her team did was wrong, like lying to people, filming them without consent, making fun of aggrieved couples after chasing them, and demanding their nikahnamas. In fact, her nonchalant attitude and words only compounded social and emotional wounds of the aggrieved citizens as she clearly lacked seriousness and genuine concern for the people and families she has caused harm through her deceitful, defamatory, intrusive and invasive programming, a value which is in complete contrast to your assertion that Samaa TV is a channel with progressive values.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span id="more-34786"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;To add salt to the wound, speaking to the New York Times on Tuesday, Jan 24, 2012 (the same day as Samaa broadcast her `apology&amp;#8217;) Ms. Maya Khan `rejected her critics, calling them &amp;#8220;an elite class that don&amp;#8217;t even watch my show,&amp;#8221; and said the show merely intended to highlight the dangers that unaccompanied youths face in Karachi&amp;#8217;.&amp;#8221; (NYT, Jan 26, 2012 &amp;#8211; &lt;a href="http://nyti.ms/wmKAKh"&gt;http://nyti.ms/wmKAKh&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;In your email to us you say, &amp;#8220;There are certain other directives that have been put into place as of yesterday&amp;#8221; (ie Jan 23, 2012). Such directives need to be made public.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Subsequent to our correspondence with you, we have been made aware of other programmes broadcast earlier as part of this appalling morning show series, in which Maya Khan pits mothers and daughters and harangues young girls in the most indecent way along with her team (as in this show of Oct 2011 &amp;#8211; &lt;a href="http://youtu.be/gsaBNGc7zKE"&gt;http://youtu.be/gsaBNGc7zKE&lt;/a&gt;). There are probably many other shows that you probably have not yet seen and will be horrified, as we were, on seeing, that objectify women `Beti ka Achar -&lt;a href="http://youtu.be/uHMuaF5eeVA"&gt;http://youtu.be/uHMuaF5eeVA&lt;/a&gt;) and put them at real risk of being killed for `honour&amp;#8217; (`Beti ki kari&amp;#8217; &amp;#8211; &lt;a href="http://youtu.be/gsaBNGc7zKE"&gt;http://youtu.be/gsaBNGc7zKE&lt;/a&gt;). We do not accept the disclaimers that ran in some of these programmes that Samaa TV is not responsible for the content.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;In the absence of genuine apology and information about corrective policy directives, and compensation to affected families, we will have to conclude that Samaa TV is not sincere in its apology, and plans to continue with programming that blatantly violates the constitutional rights of Pakistani citizens as well as basic journalistic ethics and constitutes a case of journalistic malpractice.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;In that case, it will become incumbent upon us as conscientious citizens of Pakistan to broaden our movement until corrective policies are put in place and made public along with a visible, genuine and unqualified apology from Ms Maya Khan, specifically taking back her words and actions and accepting her misconduct, not just with regards to the show of Jan 17, 2012 but also for previous shows in which she has disrespected families, media consumers and viewers alike.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;We, the undersigned, as well as the over 5,000 signatories of the online petition (&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/zRmPNZ"&gt;http://bit.ly/zRmPNZ&lt;/a&gt;) that has been communicated to you, are ready to lobby with corporations (and their international offices if need be), that are advertising on SAMAA TV, asking them to look into this issue before advertising with this programme and channel. We also reserve the right to approach of these brands if the need arises.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;However, judging by your prompt response and by the apology broadcast on Samaaat your behest, it appears that you, Mr Zafar Siddiqi, while being genuinely well-meaning, have been misled by your producers (your senior producer Sohail Zaidi, for example, defended the programme and told BBC Urdu Radio that he was not answerable to anyone &amp;#8211; &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/xMc8sY"&gt;http://bit.ly/xMc8sY&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Therefore we urge you to:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ol&gt; &lt;li&gt;Make public the written corrective directives and guidelines that have been put in place, proactively leading by example as a channel with conscience which is reponsible and cares about its viewers and their sentiments.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;Ensure a serious, genuine and unqualified apology from Ms. Maya Khan in which she accepts her deliberate misconduct and violation of the affected people, families, media consumers, viewers and the law.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;Take this appalling show `Subh Sawery Maya ke Saath&amp;#8217; off air, as its very premise is based on the concept of moral policing and interference in people&amp;#8217;s personal lives.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;Ensure that Ms Maya Khan and all your other reporters, producers and hosts comply with the new directives in future, whether they are part of the news team or the entertainment team.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ol&gt; &lt;p&gt;Samaa TV has many credits to its name that we appreciate. As media consumers, we genuinely want to see this channel realise its potential as a truly progressive channel. We assure you that we will support you in the mission to translate quality into greater viewership based on dignity, fairness, respect and equal rights, not tainted by substandard hosts and programming. You may want to have a look at the code of conduct guidelines of the Society of Professional Journalists, to consult while drafting their own guidelines:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Thank you,&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Sincerely:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ali Kazmi, Student, Islamabad&lt;br /&gt; Ali Taj, Hedge Fund manager, Winchester Fund, Cerritos, California&lt;br /&gt; Ally Adnan, Director, Huawei technologies, Dallas, TX&lt;br /&gt; Amna Chishty, marketing consultant, Canada&lt;br /&gt; Asadullah Khan, Head of Programming, Capital TV, Islamabad&lt;br /&gt; Asif Alam, Financial Services Executive, New York, NY, USA&lt;br /&gt; Asif Sattar, Admin Operations at Kiers Facilities Ltd, Slough, England&lt;br /&gt; Dr Awab Alvi, Orthodontist &amp;amp; Social media Activist, Karachi&lt;br /&gt; Beena Sarwar, journalist, Cambridge MA/ Karachi, Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; Danielle Gehrmann, linguist, Sydney, Australia&lt;br /&gt; Hassan Turi, student, Agricultural university, Peshawar&lt;br /&gt; Syed Hussein El-Edroos, Business Development &amp;amp; Training Manager, Islamabad&lt;br /&gt; Prof. Dr. Ijaz Khan, Chairman, Department of International Relations, University of Peshawar, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; Dr Kamran Iqbal, Self Employed · Karachi, Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; Kamyla Marvi, Citizen, Karachi Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; Meera Ghani, Concerned Citizen, Lahore&lt;br /&gt; Mira Hashmi, film critic and teacher, Lahore&lt;br /&gt; Mohsin Sayeed, journalist, Karachi&lt;br /&gt; Muhammad Faraz Faheem, Senior Software Engineer, Karachi, Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; Munnazir Aziz, video producer, Lodhran, Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; Nadia Fazal Jamil, actor, Lahore, Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; Nadir El-Edroos, teacher, London, UK.&lt;br /&gt; Naheed Tofiq Mooraj, Proprietor of Candle Works, Karachi&lt;br /&gt; Naziha Syed Ali, journalist, Karachi&lt;br /&gt; Nighat Daad, advocate, Lahore&lt;br /&gt; Noman Quadri, concerned citizen, Karachi&lt;br /&gt; Dr. Osama Siddique, Law Professor, Lahore&lt;br /&gt; Rabia Akhtar. PhD candidate, Kansas State University, USA/Rawalpindi, Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; Raza Bashir, corporate banking, Karachi, Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; Saadia Toor, professor, New York,&lt;br /&gt; Sahar Habib Ghazi, Journalist, Palo Alto, California&lt;br /&gt; Shah Hayat Ahmad, Citizen, Karachi, Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; Saba Hamid, actor, Lahore, Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; Sabiha Alwy, Educational Psychologist, New York&lt;br /&gt; Shah Nawaz, student, Memon Goth, Malir, Karachi&lt;br /&gt; Shayan Afzal Khan, concerned citizen, Islamabad&lt;br /&gt; Siraj Khan, Financial Executive, Boston MA USA&lt;br /&gt; Tammie Mahmud, Trainer &amp;amp; Education Program Developer, Boca Raton, FL&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&amp;#8212;&amp;#8212;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Response by Zafar Siqqiqi on Jan 24th 2012&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;On Tue, Jan 24, 2012 at 12:05 AM, &amp;#8220;Zafar Siddiqi&amp;#8221; wrote:&lt;br /&gt; Dear All&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I have travelled to Khi to look at this matter and yesterday Maya apologised in her program for this. I can assure this will never happen again. Samaa is a progressive channel.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;There are certain other directives that have been put into place as of yesterday.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I thank everyone concerned in bringing this matter to my attention. 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&lt;span&gt;Posted:&lt;/span&gt; 21 Jan 2012 11:20 PM PST&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div style="margin:0;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:140%;font-size:12px;color:#000000;"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/x6PITkXyk9YqGXRLUPha-PoMfjI/0/pa"&gt;&lt;img src="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/x6PITkXyk9YqGXRLUPha-PoMfjI/0/pi" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/x6PITkXyk9YqGXRLUPha-PoMfjI/1/pa"&gt;&lt;img src="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/x6PITkXyk9YqGXRLUPha-PoMfjI/1/pi" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-gQLJ_XdvL40/Txu8B3valGI/AAAAAAAATIw/v0P8E-9b8t8/s800/mayakhan.jpg" title="Maya Khan Samaa TV" class="alignright" width="175" height="131" /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.samaa.tv/programdetail.aspx?ID=59"&gt;Subah Saveera with Maya Khan on Samaa TV&lt;/a&gt; actually chases people sitting in a park and asks them why are they sitting there. Firstly I believe it is NOT illegal for two people to sit [date] in a park, and secondly it was shocking to see the host and other women running and chasing after individuals sitting in the park to an extent of trying to trap them.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe width="500" height="339" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IYjspCSjUXA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;In my opinion they exhibited highly intrusive, invasive and potentially irresponsible behavior &amp;#8211; it is the kind of vigilantism which no different than the mob that cornered the two brothers in Sialkot and enforced their own reaction for the benefit of society, Maya Khan may have initiated a precedence today and may potentially open the door for chase and capture vigilantism &amp;#8211; Irresponsibility of the highest degree &lt;/p&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://liberalfacist.blogspot.com/2012/01/absurdity-of-maya-khan-brigade.html"&gt;Liberal Fascist&lt;/a&gt; writes: Going through the horrid clip above, you see two dozen women running through a park, shouting "wo hijab waali", "dekho uss nai hijab pehna huwa hai", escorted by men with name tags and uniformed men, obviously employed by one or the other private security company. If you had this great "hoard" of judgement come charging at you, anyone would feel intimidated, harassed and threatened. The last time I checked, and I may be completely ignorant about this, when I go to a public space, that is not what I expect, nor is such behaviour condoned by any legal authority.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span id="more-34767"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; The 5th Part of the show gets worse, Maya Khan actually hounds the couple on some other pretext and slowly moves in to question the couple on their Nikahnama, when the girl insists to turn the camera off, Maya still continues to record despite her promise &amp;#8211; Is this another level of media vigilantism?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe width="500" height="339" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dhyz7ypzF_g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mehreenkasana.wordpress.com/2012/01/22/an-open-letter-to-maya-khan/"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-5C447CFrl8E/Txu3jAIAHZI/AAAAAAAATIk/ibDftuZNDbU/s288/nikahnama.jpeg" title="Mehreen Kasana Nikahnama for Maya Khan" class="alignright" width="288" height="231" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://mehreenkasana.wordpress.com/2012/01/22/an-open-letter-to-maya-khan/"&gt;Mehreen Kasana writes an open letter&lt;/a&gt;: Now if you don't mind, I have plans to make. I'm spending unmarried time with the guy I like in a few days. We're so unmarried, it's amazing. Sometimes in our high unmarriedfulness, I hold his arm and we walk through the park past closet Maya Khans and Zaid Hamids who genuinely detest us for our open display of joy, comfort and affection. I can't wait to have you show up and ask us for our nikah document. This is what I'll give you as proof: &amp;#8230; &lt;strong&gt;Stay out of my park.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;A petition has been started to be sent to &lt;a href="http://www.change.org/petitions/to-mr-zafar-siddiqi-ceo-samaa-tv-stop-subah-saverey-maya-kay-sath-vigilantism-like-lal-masjid"&gt;Zafar Siddiqui, CEO Samaa TV&lt;/a&gt; appealing him to stop this stupidity, text of the petition is as follows&lt;/p&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;STOP Subah Saverey Maya kay Sath vigilantism like Lal Masjid &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;We the undersigned would like to express our dismay at a morning show broadcast on Samaa TV, Subah Saverey Maya kay Sath, that exhibited highly intrusive, invasive and potentially irresponsible behavior on the part of the host &amp;#8211; a kind of vigilantism no different than the Lal Masjid variety. The episode of Jan 17, 2012 in particular was highly disturbing in which the host Maya Khan went after couples in parks. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;As viewers and citizens, we not only protest this kind of moral policing, but also point out that this kind of programming is likely to also lead to legal action for violation of dignity of man under the Constitution &amp;#8211; which legal action we as signatories will support, propagate and promote. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;We hope that Samaa TV will end this irresponsible programming immediately, and look forward to your early response.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;div id="change_BottomBar"&gt;&lt;span id="change_Powered"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.change.org/" target="_blank"&gt;Change.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a&gt;|&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span id="change_Start"&gt;Start an &lt;a href="http://www.change.org/petition" target="_blank"&gt;Online Petition&lt;/a&gt; &amp;raquo;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript" src="http://e.change.org:80/flash_petitions_widget.js?width=300&amp;#038;petition_id=226641&amp;#038;color=1A3563"&gt;&lt;/script&gt; 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So he claimed his daughter had been kidnapped by the same terrorists who had earlier kidnapped his two sons and slaughtered one of them&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;In defense of the Social Media &lt;a href="http://teeth.com.pk/blog/2012/01/10/help-shamsul-anwar-save-the-life-of-his-14-year-old-girl-kidnapped-by-terrorists"&gt;that rallied for this cause&lt;/a&gt;, I believe we relied upon the authenticity of The News seasoned Crime Investigative Reporter Shakeel Anjum who researched the story [It was also interesting to note that Shamsul Anwar did &lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;also convince&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Express Tribune reporter &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://tribune.com.pk/story/97204/forgotten-hero-the-cost-of-being-heroic/"&gt;Sehrish Wasif of a similar story in Dec 2010&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; [without the Madinah Anwar kidnapping reference]&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span id="more-34710"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;When TWO journalists [Shakeel Anjum &amp;amp; Sehrish Wasif] from TWO independent and credible newspapers [The News &amp;amp; Express Tribune respectively], fell for the same story, and later that day on the 10th of January when members of the civil society physically called Shamsul Anwar to verify the facts.  We all were convinced this was a genuine story.  Seriously Beyond which how can you physically verify what Shamsul Anwar has to say, &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;short&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; of arresting him and locating the kidnappers to then physically extracting the truth from his grip.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;After the incident, and the revelation that this was a hoax, one activist did have a telephonic conversation with Shakeel Anjum and he did verify that he was convinced by the documents that Shamsul Anwar had shown him, but it has been TWO days [13th Jan today] and still no official report or a rebuttal has appeared in The News, so we await an official response from the newspaper group&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;It is my opinion that in those two hectic days the people of Pakistan, citizen activists and the social media rallied for saving the life of  Madinah Anwar, with the best facts that they had [even after verification].  Though on a number of emails an account number was shared &lt;strong&gt;which was effectively deleted&lt;/strong&gt; a few hours later [but damage was already done, since in the early morning of the 11th some kind hearted people did actually donate for the cause.  The authorities have assured us that Shamsul Anwars Bank of Punjab account has been frozen and any contributions made into that account will be returned, as soon as we get more update in this regard we will share onwards&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Let it also come on record, that &lt;strong&gt;I&lt;/strong&gt; continue to suspect there is more to what meets the eye, a retired army Lance Naik who was as per our information [on the afternoon of the 11th Jan (before the arrest)] was supposedly on his way to meet an Army Colonel of his unit in regards to this crisis, is arrested by the SHO and taken to the Westgate Thana where he confesses the fraud.  What statements were made, charges placed, and the subsequent press release made can at best be worrisome, I personally feel the abruptness of the discovery very interesting, I may easily easily be shooting ideas into thin air, but if I were to investigate this issue further, I&amp;#8217;d any day trust two seasoned journalists for their documented research well before an SHO of any tom dick n&amp;#8217; 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&lt;table style="border:0;padding:0;margin:0;width:100%"&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align:top" width="99%"&gt; &lt;h1 style="margin:0;padding-bottom:6px;"&gt; &lt;a style="color:#888;font-size:22px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-weight:normal;text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.smsjokes.pk/" title="(http://www.smsjokes.pk/)"&gt;SMSKP.COm Free SMS JOKES&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href="http://fusion.google.com/add?source=atgs&amp;amp;feedurl=http://feeds.feedburner.com/rss/sms"&gt; &lt;img style="padding-top:6px" alt="" border="0" src="http://gmodules.com/ig/images/plus_google.gif" /&gt; &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/h1&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;td width="1%" /&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;hr style="border:1px solid #ccc;padding:0;margin:0" /&gt; &lt;ul style="clear:both;padding:0 0 0 1.2em;width:100%" id="summarylist"&gt; &lt;li&gt; &lt;a href="#1"&gt;Sitara hamari kismat ka &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; &lt;a href="#2"&gt;****LAHORI***&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; &lt;a href="#3"&gt;One tree can start a forest&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; &lt;a href="#4"&gt;Tammana main mila kar&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt; &lt;a href="#5"&gt;Dard kam hone laga &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; &lt;table id="itemcontentlist"&gt; &lt;tr xmlns=""&gt; &lt;td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"&gt; &lt;p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"&gt; &lt;a name="1" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rss/sms/~3/apX3xjScU3A/sitara-hamari-kismat-ka.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=email"&gt;Sitara hamari kismat ka &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"&gt; &lt;span&gt;Posted:&lt;/span&gt; 13 Jan 2012 06:02 AM PST&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;p&gt; 	sitara hamari kismat ka us say mila hi nahi&lt;br /&gt; 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	&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); display: inline !important; float: none; "&gt;Dozakh mein bohat sary log masti kar rahy thy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); " /&gt; 	&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 19px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); display: inline !important; float: none; "&gt;Kisi ne pucha ye kon hyn jo yahan bhi aish kar rahy hein,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; 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&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td style="margin-bottom:0;line-height:1.4em;"&gt; &lt;p style="margin:1em 0 3px 0;"&gt; &lt;a name="3" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:18px;" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/rss/sms/~3/p4p94OuSFqU/one-tree-can-start-a-forest.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=email"&gt;One tree can start a forest&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font-size:13px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;"&gt; &lt;span&gt;Posted:&lt;/span&gt; 13 Jan 2012 05:51 AM PST&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div style="margin:0;font-family:Georgia,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-Serif;line-height:140%;font-size:13px;color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;p&gt; 	&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 16px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; 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font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 16px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); display: inline !important; float: none; "&gt;One smile can start friendship,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 16px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); " /&gt; 	&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); 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-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); " /&gt; 	&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 16px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); display: inline !important; float: none; "&gt;and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WygZg34TReZMBXMca1W5pd4Dyp0/dyExnpgdmfL0Wo5uqAaQuiewtz8/0/pa"&gt;&lt;img src="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WygZg34TReZMBXMca1W5pd4Dyp0/dyExnpgdmfL0Wo5uqAaQuiewtz8/0/pi" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WygZg34TReZMBXMca1W5pd4Dyp0/dyExnpgdmfL0Wo5uqAaQuiewtz8/1/pa"&gt;&lt;img src="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WygZg34TReZMBXMca1W5pd4Dyp0/dyExnpgdmfL0Wo5uqAaQuiewtz8/1/pi" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt; 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    &lt;tr&gt;         &lt;td style="width:33%;" align="left"&gt;               &lt;a href="http://www.telenorgroup.com"&gt;       &lt;img src="http://hugin.info/130231/B/333833.jpg" alt="" style="border: none;"/&gt;       &lt;/a&gt;             &lt;/td&gt;         &lt;td style="width:34%;"&gt;               &amp;nbsp;             &lt;/td&gt;         &lt;td style="width:33%;" align="right"&gt;               &amp;nbsp;             &lt;/td&gt;     &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt;        &lt;div&gt;    &lt;br/&gt;    &lt;div style="font-family:Arial; font-size:12pt;"&gt; &lt;b&gt;Press conference Friday 13 January at 13:00 regarding the sale of TV2&lt;/b&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;div&gt;   &lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;       &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;div&gt;        &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs21"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Telenor Group will conduct a press conference regarding the process around the sale of TV2, Friday 13 January at 13:00 CET.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs21"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Present at the press conference will be the Chairman of Telenor Group, Harald Norvik, and the President &amp;amp; CEO of Telenor Group, Jon Fredrik Baksaas.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs21"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;The press conference will be conducted in Norwegian, and takes place in Auditorium A at Telenor Expo at the headquarter of Telenor Group, Snarøyveien 30, Fornebu. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs21"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="hs2" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font class="hs3" lang="EN-GB"&gt;Internet broadcast&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;arial&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs2" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs41"&gt;&lt;span class="hs4" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;The press conference will be broadcast live over the Internet, and a recorded version will be made available on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs31"&gt;&lt;span class="hs5" style="font-family:&amp;quot;arial&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://webcast.telenorexpo.no/easystream/event/eventlist/default.cfm?page=1&amp;amp;contactid=1015&amp;amp;contactguid=677DCCB7-CC9E-4F74-86E1-2854DD8B4D19&amp;amp;eventid=1329&amp;amp;eventguid=A80C66B5-0C21-4DEC-8E06-606681B71CFD" target="_blank"&gt;http://webcast.telenorexpo.no/easystream/event/eventlist/default.cfm?page=1&amp;amp;contactid=1015&amp;amp;contactguid=677DCCB7-CC9E-4F74-86E1-2854DD8B4D19&amp;amp;eventid=1329&amp;amp;eventguid=A80C66B5-0C21-4DEC-8E06-606681B71CFD&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; 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    &lt;tr&gt;         &lt;td style="width:33%;" align="left"&gt;               &lt;a href="http://www.telenorgroup.com"&gt;       &lt;img src="http://hugin.info/130231/B/333833.jpg" alt="" style="border: none;"/&gt;       &lt;/a&gt;             &lt;/td&gt;         &lt;td style="width:34%;"&gt;               &amp;nbsp;             &lt;/td&gt;         &lt;td style="width:33%;" align="right"&gt;               &amp;nbsp;             &lt;/td&gt;     &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt;        &lt;div&gt;    &lt;br/&gt;    &lt;div style="font-family:Arial; font-size:12pt;"&gt; &lt;b&gt;Presentation of Telenor's fourth quarter results 2011 on 8 February 2012 &lt;/b&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;div&gt;   &lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;       &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;div&gt;        &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;The Telenor Group will release its financial results for the 4&lt;sup class="hs3"&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; quarter 2011 on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;8 February 2012. View details about the presentation and conference call for journalists, investors and analysts.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;h1 class="hs1" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Wednesday 8 February, 0900 CET/0800 UK TIME &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt; &lt;h1 class="hs1" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;at Telenor Expo Visitor Centre, Snarøyveien 30, Fornebu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-US" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;The presentation will be held in English. If you are unable to attend the presentation, we offer three other options. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Watch the presentation live on the Internet or your mobile phone&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-US" style="font-family: ;"&gt;The webcast link will be posted on our website. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;To watch the presentation on your mobile phone: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ul class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;li class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;div class="hs1" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;Send a sms with access word expo to no +472440 (abroad) &lt;br /&gt;or 2440 (Norway)  &lt;div class="hs2" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;ul class="hs1" style="margin-bottom: 0px;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/ul&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;div class="hs1" style="margin-top: 0px;font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/ul&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;The live webcast allows for written questions to be submitted.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt; &lt;b&gt;Listen to the presentation on the phone - &lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Please note that there are changes to the conference call solution:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;This service also allows you to ask questions at the Q and A session at the end of the presentation. To participate in the conference call:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ul class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;li class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;div class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;Dial +47 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-US" style="font-family: ;"&gt;23184545&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-US" style="font-family: ;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;(from Norway or abroad)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;div class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;Please state your name and company to an automatic voicemail followed by # (pound sign) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;div class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;For the Q&amp;amp;A session: to queue up for questions please press *1&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;3) Watch and listen to the recorded presentation&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;The presentation will be available as both recorded webcast (video) and audio after the presentation. To access the conference call replay via phone:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ul class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;li class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;div class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;Dial &lt;span class="hs5" style="font-family: ;"&gt;+47 23184502&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;div class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;Guest pin code: 1155 # (pound sign)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;div class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family: ;"&gt;Conference no: 155 # (pound sign) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font class="hs2" lang="EN-US" style="font-family: ;"&gt;The Q4 report will be available on our website from 0700 CET /0600 UK time and the presentation material from 0845 CET /0745 UK time, on 8 February 2012: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs4" lang="EN-US" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.telenor.com/en/investor-relations/reports/q4-2011" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.telenor.com/en/investor-relations/reports/q4-2011&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Best regards,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="hs1" style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Telenor &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="hs2" lang="EN-US" style="font-family:&amp;quot;arial&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:&amp;quot;times new roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Investor Relations&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;     &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;br/&gt;    &lt;div&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;   &lt;br/&gt;      &lt;p style="font-family:Arial;" &gt;  &lt;/p&gt;    &lt;hr style="height:1px"/&gt;   &lt;br/&gt;    &lt;div style="font-family:Arial; font-size:10pt;"&gt; &lt;p&gt;Telenor Group is an international provider of tele, data and media communication services. Telenor Group has mobile operations in 11 markets in the Nordic region, Central and Eastern Europe and in Asia, as well as an economic&amp;nbsp;stake of 31.67 per cent in VimpelCom Ltd., operating in 20 markets. Headquartered in Norway, Telenor Group is one of the world&amp;rsquo;s major mobile operators with&amp;nbsp;133 million mobile subscriptions in its consolidated operations per Q3 2011, revenues in 2010 of NOK 95 billion, and a workforce of approximately 31,000 man-years. 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&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font-size:12px;color:#555;margin:9px 0 3px 0;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:140%;font-size:12px;"&gt; &lt;span&gt;Posted:&lt;/span&gt; 10 Jan 2012 08:56 AM PST&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div style="margin:0;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:140%;font-size:12px;color:#000000;"&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/ynm5GCipeZ7xUz8MgR-74NwxzoA/0/pa"&gt;&lt;img src="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/ynm5GCipeZ7xUz8MgR-74NwxzoA/0/pi" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;a href="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/ynm5GCipeZ7xUz8MgR-74NwxzoA/1/pa"&gt;&lt;img src="https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qSrDiVnHPXGuthnMBNI7L2ZicaU/ynm5GCipeZ7xUz8MgR-74NwxzoA/1/pi" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today I am shocked at reading an article in The News titled &lt;a href="http://thenews.com.pk/TodaysPrintDetail.aspx?ID=86770&amp;#038;Cat=6"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Waiting to receive pieces of daughter's dead body&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; which narrates a shocking story of a &lt;strong&gt;Pakistan Army Lance Naik (r) Shamsul Anwar&lt;/strong&gt; who is pleading for authorities to help save the life of his 14-year old daughter Madina Anwar, who was kidnapped in May 2011 and the captors have given him till the 12th of January to come forward with the ransom money of Rs. 1.8 Million. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;div class="note"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lets help save Shamsul Anwar&amp;#8217;s family&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LOBBY&lt;/strong&gt;: To help Shamsul Anwar please raise as much awareness as possible, suggest&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;WRITE TO AVAAZ&lt;/strong&gt;: Write to Avaaz telling them to take this issue global &amp;#8211; by literally copy pasting the text below &lt;a href="http://www.avaaz.org/en/contact/"&gt;Contact Avaaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;GET GOVT OF PAKISTAN INVOLVED&lt;/strong&gt;: Write to ALL government leaders in Pakistan&lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong&gt;DONATE&lt;/strong&gt;: Account details are being withheld as a group of citizens are setting up an escrow account to ensure the funds are judiciously transfered to the rightful people, more update as things materialize&lt;/div&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;/br&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;This tragic kidnapping story comes in the shadow of two sons who were previously kidnapped in 2006 &amp;#8211; Mohammad Yaseen, 16, a student of 10th class, and Faizullah, 14, a 9th class student of Noor School in Dhoke Gujran — on May 15, 2006. The ransom for the release of both his sons were slated at Rs. 1.4 Million but Mohammed Yaseen was later found mercilessly killed chopped up into pieces on a wood-cutting saw, the entire video recorded on a CD and placed along with his remains in a gunny bag.  Fortunately for Shamsul Anwar he did recover his younger son but due to the medicines injected into his body during captivity, is suffering from blood cancer &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The story of the &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;should have been highly acclaimed hero&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;, Shamsul Anwar starts in January 2001 where he single handedly save the lives of hundreds of people from a terrorist bomb in Rawalpindi&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span id="more-34711"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;It was 1st of January, 2001 when I entered the Jamia Masjid of Dhoke Gujran at Misrial Road, Rawalpindi, at about 2:10 p.m. when the 'imam' was reciting 'khutba' and I was late. I rushed to the basement of the mosque to perform ablution ('wazu') where I saw a man who was planting some explosives packed in a steel box and he was busy in plugging wires into the detonation device. As I was an army personnel and had been serving with bomb disposal unit, I sensed the danger. I clutched the 'terrorist' from the back without asking any question or giving him any warning as he had plugged one wire into the device and remaining three were in his hands and he was about to put it into the detonator. I started shouting for help but nobody listened to my cries as the 'khutba' was being recited on the loudspeaker. In the meantime, the terrorist, carrying a gun, asked me to leave him otherwise he would shoot me but I refused to free him and entangled my left leg in between his two legs as he could not somersault me. After he observed that I was not going to release him, he started firing aiming at my leg and emptied his revolver. I sustained three bullets in my left leg and remaining three missed.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;"Meanwhile, some worshippers gathered there and grabbed him as I told people that his revolver was empty. The terrorist warned me that he would teach me a lesson and make me an example. I was shifted to the CMH and the 'terrorist' was taken to an undisclosed place by the agencies. As many as 17 terrorists of the outfit were arrested on information provided by the nabbed 'terrorist'. I remained under treatment for about a month and sent home with a team of security personnel of the army commanded by a JCO. The security personnel remained with me for about a year and protected my family and me stringently. Finally, the security was withdrawn.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This hero who must have saved the lives of hundreds of people in 2001 is now being made to suffer brutally&amp;#8230; is this how we treat our heroes in Pakistan.  Lets not let Shamsul Anwar down, lets put pressure on everyone to help this national hero.  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